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Twas the Night Before Christmas,
And Everyone was Hearty
The were all getting ready
For the big Christmas Party!

The First Guests arrived
They were filled with such glee!
The were BigAl, Lillylivers
And of course, RandomDCE.

The boys pulled out their Mistletoe
They reached for a kiss,
But Lillylivers ducked,
And the Unfortunately missed.

She had her sites set
On a trio of Theives
They were Goemon, Jigen
And Lupin, you see!

They were ready for Christmas
Ever since this morning!
But just then,
Fujiko busted in without Warning!

She was Dressed all in red
In her sexyist dress.
Needless to say,
Lupin was QUITE impressed.

He pounced on her like a tiger,
Ready to deck HER halls,
But that's when he felt
A sharp KICK in the jingle balls!

He fell to the floor
As Quick as a flash,
Embarrased that Fuji-cakes
Just kicked his punk ass!

Elsewhere in the party,
Jibby was having fun,
Playing Mario Kart Wii with Chiyo-chan,
A game that SHE won.

Sanji and the Strawhats
Were cooking a grand feast!
Poor Luffy was VERY Excited
To say the VERY Least...

He ate all the turkey
Before dinner-time was near,
So they kicked his punk rubber ass
The hell out of there!

More guests arrived
They came straight from Japan!
Robin Mask, King Muscle,
And of course, Buffaloman!

They stayed for a while
And mingled for a bit.
Then Robin Mask said,
"Sorry, but we have to get."

"There's a huge matchup tonight
And we're part of the stable.
It can only be seen
on Pay-Per-View Cable"

They said "Merry Christmas!"
And they went on their way.
More guests arrived
But this time they stayed.

They next to arrive
Were Megaman and Zero.
They played Haruhi and Konata
In a match of Guitar Hero!

Jaeger from Ultimate Muscle
Was also filled with great cheer.
"Ya!  I even brought Santa's favorite dish!
Weinersnitzle and beer!"

A Knock came at the door,
Who could it be?
Guests should of stopped coming
At a quarter past three!

BigAl went to check
And opened the door,
But as he took a peek,
His eyes became sore.

His worst nightmare was here
And made him throw such a fit.
It was Naruto who said,

Al slammed the door in his face
And went back for some food.
Everyone else saw
That he was extremely rude.

"Now listen here you Grinch!"
Said Nami with a frown,
"You get back there and invite him,
Or I'll throw your ass down!"

Colhan3000 then said,
"You should be ashamed of yourself!"
"Why can't you be more positive?"
Said Percy, dressed as an elf.

"What's the big deal?!
Nobody likes him anyway!
Now if you excuse me,
I have Smash Bros to play."

Everyone was shocked
At what BigAl had said.
They had no idea
What was running in his head.

As he was playing Brawl
At first he was glad.
But as the night dragged on,
He started to feel sad.

He started to wonder,
"Why do I feel so down, why?
Why is my Christmas Spirit
Slowly starting to die?"

BigAl was soon alone
Laying there still on the bed.
His heart was beginning
To fill with much dread.

Lotusama came in
To check up on Al.
After all, he is
Her best friend, brother, and pal.

"Hey Al, what's wrong?
Why are you feeling so down?
It's Christmas Eve!
You should be clowning around!"

"I don't know Lotus.
I just don't know what.
If I don't find out soon,
I fear I'll go nuts!"

"I know what you should do,"
Said Lady Lotus, so confident and astoot.
"You need to check up
On the kid in the orange jumpsuit."

"Lotus, you are right.
That what I did wasn't right.
I need to treat him like a friend,
Especially this Christmas night."

BigAl thanked Lotusama
As he went outside
Trying to figure out
Where Naruto went to hide.

He found Naruto On the sidewalk
He was ice cold in the snow.
BigAl reached out and said,
"Please!  Do not go!"

"I'm sorry for what I've done,
I don't know what I was thinking!
It must of been
That spiked Eggnog that i was drinking."

"Please come inside,
You don't need to pout.
I want to show you
What Christmas is truely about!"

BigAl went back
And the group was filled with Joy
The King went to Al and said
"Great job, MAH BOI!"

Ussop stood up and said,
"I have a tale to tell,
About the meaning of Christmas
And the very first Noel!"

"A long time ago,
In a place far away,
Mary and Joseph
had nowhere to stay!"

"The air was bone cold
Lands filled with snow
They stayed in a manger,
With nowhere else to go."

"Mary was having a baby
The time was drawing near,
And that's when
Three Wise men appeared."

"They were three kings
Both young, and old.
They brought gifts
Of Frankencense, Myrrh, and Gold!"

"The Baby was born
They were filled with such joy!
Mary gave birth
to a healthy baby boy!"

"I'll name him Jesus
Mary said with a Tear."
"And that's why
We celebrate Christmas every year."

"For you see, Christmas isn't about
How many toys you can buy,
But rather the warm fuzzy feeling
You get on the inside."

"To celebrate with your family
Your Nakama, friends, and Kin,
It's about the feeling
Of great joy, from Within."

Ussop took a grand bow
And everyone cheered,
It seemed that the Christmas Spirit
Was finally hear.

But then all of a sudden,
Everyone heard a strange sound.
It was a jingling of bells
That came all around.

Luffy went to the window
and said for everyone to hear,
"SUGOI! It's Santa Clause,
And his eight awesome reindeer!"

They all went outside
And stood in the Snow
They saw Santa and heard him say,
"Ho ho ho!"

Everyone was happy,
They started to sing.
The true meaning of Christmas
Was beginning to ring.

As Santa was flying by
He looked like Dr. Light
As he said "Merry Christmas to all of you!
And to all, a good night!!"

By BigAl2k6.
My version of The Night Before Christmas
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Kristanni20X6 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is pure awesomeness. I didn't know you were a poet.

And hooray for Goemon!
SnowLady4Ever Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2009
Love it~
Specially the-

"He ate all the turkey
Before dinner-time was near,
So they kicked his punk rubber ass
The hell out of there!"

-part XD And of cource the part where BigAl-sama goes to get Naruto-sama ^__^
RJTH Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2009  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Epic to the high degree
Zemial99 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2009
Never notice that you use this as a script for your new video. Wow.
Sorantheman Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2009
AShadowLink Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2008   Filmographer
lol that was good
dboy3 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2008
inuyasharulz54 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2008   Photographer
the most epic retell evar!!!
heroes-of-darkness Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2008
The-Betteh Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That Was good Bigal, Best than I could Do, the part i was surprised at was that you actually let Naruto in your house! :omfg:
Naruto in my mind isn't that bad, but he is getting stale! Now Excuse me I have to pee!:pee:
mike1967-now Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2008
What a Great Story you Told,
I aplaude you Now
Oh Shit,On the Floor Theres Mold!
Godzilla1489 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2008
IO actually felt happier that Naruto was invited back in. i like the Show, both dubbed and subbed. As well as the manga. I don't hate anything anime or manga related anyhow.
LOL That was amazingly epicly awesome. It made me laugh, especially all of the parts about the Straw Hats, coz I love One Piece. Poor (dubbed)Naruto, even the (dubbed) anime scum needs Christmas cheer. lol
I wouldn't feel too bad about kicking dubbed Naruto out of MY Christmas party. XD
The-DCE Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2008
I might do one of these.
bamakitty Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
:star: This was Epicly Awesome!
Colhan3000 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice poem there Al! Merry Christmas everyone.
jussicpark Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
baragon-kun Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
sexcellent bigal, by the way did you got my PM?
Card-shark Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
I still can't believe that you called a Grinch.
But with orange clown, I can tell.
After that you when quite a pinch.
So now all I have to say is Noel.

It's not gold but you get the point, it was good Al.
capricornartist90 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
awesome version of the night before christmas
BreakerdeGodot Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
My God, that was great!
inuyashathe3rd Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
This is awesome, al. Awesome as usual. :D
DOA687 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
awesome :D
Haru-the-Light Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol clever
No-where-man Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
epic christmas poem But between you me *leans in close to bigal* I would have kicked the orange freak's out of the window. I HATE NARUTO
ShadowGTR Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008  Student Digital Artist
Freakin shweet XD
RiffRaffThunder Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
Lord-Random Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
Wait, not a single mention of the Batmobile's broken wheel? This is truly revolutionary!
XD No seriously, this is an awesome little number; great work, man!
Lochnessmonstor0727 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
great job mah boi :iconmahboiplz:
:iconmystuffplz:great, ill open the gifts

:iconmarionoplz: no u wont

frysfan Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
EXCELLENT!!! ^_^ Probably the best poem I've read this year!
TronmanZ Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
That's an awesome Christmas story.
SexyHaxorus Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
Good job al!
RPG2692 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
wow that was aweosme BigAl, really good ! :thumbsup: :D
merry xmas here everyone ! :3 :dance: :D
EliteBeatHeroJ Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
Great poem! I didn't even know you could write like that!

BTW, what's with the sudden change of heart for Naruto all of a sudden? I'm sorry, but I find it funny that you'd actually want to help out a character that you HATE. I figured it would've been Spax3, Goronchev, or Youlkerstiend instead, but I think you made the right choice for a person to have pity on for the holiday spirit.
CassidyFP Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
We'll leave those three to whoever wants to make a retell of the Ebeneezer Scrooge story.
EliteBeatHeroJ Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2008
So the three would play the roles of the three ghosts of Christmas?
CassidyFP Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2008
Not quite what I had in mind *coughebeneezercough* but close enough.
AdriDaHen Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Awwwww X3 this was really cute
Chaosmaster8753 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
Great story, it must've been hard to come up w/all those rhymes.
ragoedits Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
that was awesome al.i was reading it off to some people on skype, they enjoyed it to.good work mai boi!
HakuYuki Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
Wow this is so good :3
I guess for you to invite Naruto in, you must've really felt the Christmas spirit XD
T4-TV Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
Most... epic... Christmas story... ever!

Merry Christmas, everyone!
Mushroomking1967 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
the epic hurts...
tranquility111 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
-stands up and starts applauding-

Awesome poem, 'nuff said.
tranquility111 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
Wait, I meant your version of "The Night Before Christmas". Bah, who cares. :P A poem is a poem.
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