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Youlkerstiened's Shenanigans

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I am sure you all know about Youlkerstien...

the "oh-so-crazy" Christian alter-ego of a stupid jackass on youtube.

Well guess what....HE'S BACK

And he hates me more than ever before....for...some......reason...?

OK...heres the deal.

Currently....he's made a new account called thewhiteavenger, and he's making his "epic comeback."

How did I know this.?

Well, he made a fucking video about it...as if people actually cared about his dumbass in the first place.

Not only this....but he has also posted 3 videos about me....and they cover 3 topics..guess what they arE?

-Goronchev
-His Youlkerstein Account
-A typical troll video calling me a fatass and other shit.

His first video was called GORONCHEV WAS RIGHT

in this video he claims that Goronchev "made valid cliams" and "exposed me" and other shit.

OK...3 questions jackass.

1.)  Why should people give a flying fuck about what you have to say.  You don't exactly have the best of reputations here you know.

2.) Why should people all of a sudden believe you.  One minute you are telling certain members that they should burn in hell, that they are autistic, and that Jesus is upset with them.  Now, you are begging for subscribers, and for people to all of a sudden believe what you have to say.  

Why should we?  Do you really expect ANY of us except your fake alternate accounts to listen to what you have to say?  Now granted, your Youlkerstein account might have been a joke...but you DID say some outlandish and downright offensive shit from it.  And in your OTHER account, Polkerstein or whatever the fuck it was, you said it was only a joke and you didnt need to appologise for it....

OK...thats not how it works asshole.  You don't give someone a bloody nose and say it was only a joke.

3.)  Why are you bringing this up NOW.  The Goronchev thing was over a month ago.  The Youlkerstein thing is ancient history.  Why are you even bothering to bring these old, tired, and dead issues up now?

You know what, you remind me of someone i used to know on Youtube...what was his name...OH YEAH

Spax3.

Much like what Spax3 used to do, you are taking old, tired, and dead issues that nobody gives a shit about, and you are trying to start shit with them.

So...I'll ask again.  Why are you doing this...NOW.?

Also, your 2nd vid on me...BIGAL DIDNT IGNORE YOULKERSTEIN.

In this video you post 2 quotes by me........wow....2....fucking.....quotes....

And this is evidence.....why?

Oh, by the way, the only reason i made that vid because people were CONSTANTLY bugging me about it...so i did it to shut them up.

Now, your 3rd vid....which features a pathetic attempt to mock me by drawing a kindergarden level drawing of how you view me...as a blob with a face.

Now you are being a little fucking baby.  Everything you have said before that MIGHT of made sence doesnt even matter now because of this shit.  You have utterly wasted the effort of trying to make a stand against me by making a troll video.

Face it...the only reason you are doing these videos is because you are a desperate attention-whore.

Much like Spax and Goronchev, you will do ANYTHING for attention.

You were an attention whore as Youlkerstien.

You were an attention whore as Polkerstein.

You were an attention whore as BestJewishJackass.

You are an attention whore as thewhiteavenger.

And you WILL be an attention whore as Youlkersteinisback.

Face it, you fail as a vlogger, you fail as a game reviewer, you fail as a person.

In short, you fail at life, now GET THE FUCK OUT.
Guess who's baaaaaack?
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Kraka-chan's avatar
*chuckles* The RandomDCE vid of the Screaming Cartman immediately comes to mind when I read this.

I do agree with you. People who just do stuff for attention is not worth anyone's time.